April 27, 2012

"SASQUATCH" Movie review


Year made  -   2002

Rated   -   R

Approx. time   -  86 min.

                                   Story Line

A plane carrying  a group of people on their way to a business meeting to demonstrate  their prototype of an DNA analyzing machine crash in the Cascade moutian range. A search and rescue is sent out, but they are nowhwere to be found. Two months after the crash the company CEO Harlan Knowles set out with a rescue party hoping to find survivors and the DNA prototype. One of the passengers in the plane was Harlans daughter. As they hike into the remote forest to where they believe the plane crashed,they have an encounter with sasquatch.
Believing a bear was responsible they continue their search. They soon find the crashsite, however the plane is nowhere to be found. As they search the area they discovered that what was left of the plane had been dragged away from the area. They follow the signs and after a few miles they locate the fuselage. They find the DNA prototype and discover that the people on board the plane had survived the crash. The problem is they're nowhere to be found. As they spend the night in the fuselage one of the rescuers is attacked and taken away by sasquatch. While looking for the missing rescuer they find him along with the survivors of the crash who are now all dead including Harlans daughter. After they bury all the victims, The remaining rescuers then race to get out of the forest before they become the latest victim of sasquatch. Who gets out alive? You'll have to watch the movie to find out. 

ACTING   -  A veteran group of actors lead by Lance Henriksen
                             did a excellent job.

SCENERY  -  Was very nice with all the filming done in the  
                                 Vancouver, Canada area. The majority was filmed
                                 deep in the forest and gave you a real good look
                                 at what the forests of the Pacific northwest look

BELIEVABLE  -  Yes, absolutely

SASQUATCH  -   They did a nice job on not letting you get a
                                          good look at sasquatch until the end. This
                                          gave the movie a little more suspense.
                                          When they did finally show sasquatch clearly
                                           I was a little disappointed. He looked like
                                           a developed a case of mange. Which is
                                           possible. I'll let you decided on your own.

RECOMMENDED  -  100 percent yes. The acting, the story,
                                                   the scenery were wonderful.

My overall rating is 3 1/2 foots. I would have given it 4 except I wasn't thrilled with the sasquatch. Everything else was great. So if you don't have this or haven't seen the movie, go out and get a copy right away.  You won't regret it.

April 26, 2012

Movie Review #4 Title

I have the title of my next movie review    "SASQUATCH"    starring Lance Henriksen and a cast of veteran actors. I will post my review Friday night. I look forward to your thoughts and comments as always.

April 20, 2012

Suburban Sasquatch Review

                      Suburban Sasquatch

Year Made  -  2004

Rated  -  Mature Audiences

Approx. Time  -  97 min.

                         Story Line

In a newly developed wooded suburban setting in Pennsylvania people are being killed . A reporter (Rick) is being stymed by the sheriff who has a past history with the killer. Meanwhile a young indian girl (Talla) is sent to hunt down the killer in order to bring harmony back to nature. As Talla and Rick hunt the killer, bodies and body parts are piling up. They soon join forces and hunt for sasquatch together.
The sheriff not wanting any help from anyone finally gives in to his deputy request to get help. The deputy gets some help from 5 friends to help hunt down the sasquatch. With guns blazing they shoot down and kill the sasquatch, or so they think. As they're celebrating their kill sasquatch gets back up and slaugthers the hunters. Soon afterwards sasquatch captures Talla and it's up to Rick to save her.  With the help of a crow Rick finds and rescues Talla. However Rick is injured during the rescue and Talla has to nurse him back to health. After he regains his health they face sasquatch for one final battle. After their victory in wich Talla is seriously injured, Rick returns her to her campsite and returns the favor in nursing her back to health.

Acting  -  The acting was terrible except for the part of Talla. She
                       wasn't bad but the rest was really bad.

Scenery  -  Most the the scenes played out in a suburban setting
                         and wasn't to bad considering that. There were some
                         woodland scenes, but nothing to get excited about.

Believable  -  Not really. With all the killings the sheriff keeps it
                              hushed up. Never would that ever happen.

Sasquatch  -  2 words.        Gorilla suit

Recomended  -  NO.  If you want to increase your collection,
                                   get it. You don't need to watch it to own it.

This has been by far the worst sasquatch movie I've seen. This was a low budget movie and it showed. The actors were probably family members and friends. The story wasn't good. Some scenes had body parts disappearing and then reappearing. The plastic body parts being ripped off the victims was comical. The sound effects during the attack scenes were unbearable. However I do see some upside on this film. This would be for adults and adults only. NO CHILDREN. You can turn this movie into a drinking game, Everytime a limb is ripped of a victim or sasquatch is shot with an arrow by Talla you take a drink of your favorite beverage. You'll get toasted quickly so start slowly. 

My overall rating is 1 foot and only because of the drinking game aspect.

April 19, 2012

Movie Review #3

Here's the title of my next review    Suburban Sasquatch    I will post my review like always, on Friday night. If you haven't seen the first 2 reviews take a look. I'm always looking for your thoughts on any of my reviews, especially if you had seen them. So leave a comment. If you have any movies you think I should review let me know.

April 13, 2012


                                  THE LEGEND OF SASQUATCH

Year Made  -  2005

Rated  -  R

Approx. time  -  84 min.

                          STORY LINE

Four poachers hunting bears on Echo moutian are attacked by an unknown animal (sasquatch). The lone survivor Ed is rescued by Ranger John Eagle Heart and brought back into town. Pine Creek  a small tourist town. The sheriff believing that a grizzly bear is responsible sends for help which will take a few days to arrive. while waiting for help, Ranger Eagle Heart knowing a bear wasn't responsible for the killing goes back up into the mountian in search of the killer.
Ed the lone survivor believing Ranger Eagle Heart is responsible for the deaths of his friends heads back into the mountian with 3 more friends to avenge the deaths of his dead friends.
Meanwhile At the town high school two students Richard and Jay are forced to do a biology project together on endangered    animals. They choose the grizzly bear for there project and along with two girls and a video camera they head up to Echo mountian in search of the grizzly thought to be responsible for the killing of the poachers.
With everyone up on Echo moutian, sasquatch has an eye on everyone. He first goes after Ed and his friends and then goes after  Richard, Jay and  the girls as they try to leave the mountian. Sasquatch Finds them and scares the crap out of them. They all scatter in different directions. Ed the lone survivor of his group again, finds one of the girls, Jenny and uses her to lure out Eagle Heart. It then turns out to be a show down with Ed, Eagle Heart, Richard, Jenny, and Sasquatch. I won't tell you how it ends, but there was a nice twist a the very end of the movie involving the biology teacher.

Acting  -  The acting was fine for the movie

Scenery  -  It was beatiful. The movie was filmed in
                          Washington in and around the towns of
                          Buckley, North Bend and Roslyn.

Believable  -  Yes. This is a scenario that could easily
                                play out.

Sasquatch  -  Pretty close. The body was very good,  the
                                head/face kind of looked like an old weather
                               beaten indian.  Overall  he looked pretty good

Recommended  -  Yes. This would be a good movie to have
                                          in anyones collection.

I give this movie a rating of 3 1/2 foots

April 12, 2012

Movie Review #2

OK, I just finished watching Clawed 'The legend of Sasquatch'.  I will be posting my review tomorrow night. On my first review on Sasquatch Hunters I got 2 comments It looks like 2 likes and 0 dislikes. Again I would like to hear from you if you seen the movies I've reviewed. Let me know if you liked it or not, or any other comments about the movie is also welcome.

April 6, 2012


                                     SASQUATCH HUNTERS

YEAR MADE  -  2004
APPROX.  TIME  -  88 min.

                           STORY LINE

A paleontologist, an anthropologist along with a student are guided deep into the forest by 5 park rangers in an attempt to find fossils. During their 3 day trek into the forest they are unknowingly being watched by sasquatch. All is quiet until they discover a graveyard and disturb the graves. At that point the sasquatchs go on the attack. One by one the intruders are picked off as they attempt to get out of the forest. After a night in a cabin they make their last dash for safety as the sasquatchs chase them down.

ACTING  -  I thought it was good, not stellar but good

SCENERY  -  What was seen was nice. However most of the scenes
                               after the attacks started were shot at night. It added to
                               the suspense but little was seen of Topanga State Park
                               which is located in the Santa Monica Mts in California
                                                                                                                   BELIEVABLE  -  Yes. I could see this happening.    

SASQUATCH  -    I didn't like. To me it looked like someone in a fur
                                      coat wearing a gorilla mask with fangs.

RECOMMENDED  -  Yes. Overall a good movie. If you don't have it,
                                               get it and add this to your movie collection.

My overall rating would be 3 foots          

April 5, 2012

Movie Review #1

OK, Just wanted you to know my first movie review will be post tomorrow on Fri. the 6th. I'll be reviewing Sasquatch Hunter. This will be the first of many reviews that I plan on posting every Friday. My criterias will be focused on the acting, scenery, believability, and of course the sasquatch(s). I'll use footprints on my overall rating. 1 footprint being the worst to 5 footprints being the best. I do encourage comments on what you thought of the movie if you had seen it. Let me know if you liked or disliked and before the next review I'll post the results. In the future I plan on giving a copy of the movie I reviewed to one lucky person. I'm working on the best way to do this. So keep watching and I'll post it once I figure it out.

April 3, 2012

Sasquatch Kill shot

Just saw something on Bigfoot Evidence. It kind of scares me. Not sure what to make of it. It was posted April 2 under Listen to MN B.R.T. Radio. There's a picture of a logo for the International Society For Primal People. The words   RESPECT  and  PROTECT  flank the logo on either sides. The picture however looks like a sasquatch being lined up in a rifle scope for a kill shot. What do you think?